The trouble with wedlock is that there’s not enough wed and too much lock.
In the ’50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day.
It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn’t have to keep up the facade.
I sang a song at my sister’s wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.
I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.
Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her.
King Edward VIII
Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
I’m one of those people who has always been a bridesmaid.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.
In my 50s I’ll be dancing at my children’s weddings.
Michael J. Fox
You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it’s going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it.
It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
I don’t know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain’t even never been to a wedding.
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
That is ever the way. ‘Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
James M. Barrie
The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it – and sometimes three.
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Getting married, for me, was the best thing I ever did. I was suddenly beset with an immense sense of release, that we have something more important than our separate selves, and that is the marriage. There’s immense happiness that can come from working towards that.
I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
I want the big drama. I always said I don’t want a wedding I want a parade.