Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
The first rule of any technology used in a business is that automation applied to an efficient operation will magnify the efficiency. The second is that automation applied to an inefficient operation will magnify the inefficiency.
The internet is a great way to get on the net.