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Quotation For All Seasons

Funny Quotes 156-160

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Funny Quotes

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Will Rogers

I never said most of the things I said.
Yogi Berra

I rant, therefore I am.
Dennis Miller

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
Ronald Reagan

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant

Funny Quotes 1-5

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Funny Quotes
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

Until you walk a mile in another man’s moccasins you can’t imagine the smell.
Robert Byrne

Food Quotes 86-90

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Food Quotes
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Woody Allen

I won’t eat anything green.
Kurt Cobain

Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.
M. F. K. Fisher

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians – except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
Ted Nugent

Sports Quotes 126-130

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Sports Quotes
You win some, lose some, and wreck some. 
Dale Earnhardt 

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you. 
Yogi Berra 

Sometimes in football you have to score goals. 
Thierry Henry 

If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman. 
Shaquille O'Neal 

Nobody roots for Goliath. 
Wilt Chamberlain

Sports Quotes 21-25

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Sports Quotes
Champions keep playing until they get it right. 
Billie Jean King 

Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play. 
Mike Singletary 

Gray skies are just clouds passing over. 
Frank Gifford 

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. 
Yogi Berra 

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? 
Al Boliska