The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
The government, which was designed for the people, has got into the hands of the bosses and their employers, the special interests. An invisible empire has been set up above the forms of democracy.
The instant formal government is abolished, society begins to act. A general association takes place, and common interest produces common security.
The mistakes made by Congress wouldn’t be so bad if the next Congress didn’t keep trying to correct them.
The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them.
There can be no equality or opportunity if men and women and children be not shielded in their lives from the consequences of great industrial and social processes which they cannot alter, control, or singly cope with.
We are a model country where gender equality is concerned.
We who are liberal and progressive know that the poor are our equals in every sense except that of being equal to us.
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.
I want for myself what I want for other women, absolute equality.
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits.
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.