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I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
Calvin Coolidge

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
Mike Myers

I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
Stephen Fry

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”
Claude Pepper