The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them away.
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern: every class is unfit to govern.
Washington is a place where politicians don’t know which way is up and taxes don’t know which way is down.
Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
One man’s folly is another man’s wife.
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
H. L. Mencken
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I’m afraid it did.
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
You gotta have a body.
You must also give mental and physical fitness priority.
You need to eat normally and healthfully, and you need to exercise. I’m so passionate about this because I think people spend their lives not happy in their bodies.
Courtney Thorne Smith
Your body is the church where Nature asks to be reverenced.
Marquis de Sade
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.
To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer.
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Paul R. Ehrlich