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Government Quotes 36-40

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Government Quotes
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Winston Churchill

The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them away.
Ronald Reagan

The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern: every class is unfit to govern.
Lord Acton

Washington is a place where politicians don’t know which way is up and taxes don’t know which way is down.
Robert Orben

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
Denis Diderot

Funny Quotes 106-110

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Funny Quotes

Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben

One man’s folly is another man’s wife.
Helen Rowland

I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
Steven Wright

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
Warren Buffett

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
David Letterman

Funny Quotes 16-20

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Funny Quotes
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Robert Orben

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
H. L. Mencken

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I’m afraid it did.
Bette Davis

Fitness Quotes 71-75

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Fitness Quotes

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
Robert Orben

You gotta have a body.
Jayne Mansfield

You must also give mental and physical fitness priority.
Jim Otto

You need to eat normally and healthfully, and you need to exercise. I’m so passionate about this because I think people spend their lives not happy in their bodies.
Courtney Thorne Smith

Your body is the church where Nature asks to be reverenced.
Marquis de Sade

Computers Quotes 76-80

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Computers Quotes

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
Ken Olsen

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.
Jean Rostand

To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Robert Orben

To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer.
Dan Rather

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Paul R. Ehrlich