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Medical Quotes
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Groucho Marx 

I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants.
Charles Schumer 

I've got to go. That's one of the penalties of being a doctor. I never seem to finish a conversation.
Robert M. Fresco 

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Henny Youngman 

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield