I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.
Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children.
If you travel first class, you think first class and you are more likely to play first class.
Travel, which was once either a necessity or an adventure, has become very largely a commodity, and from all sides we are persuaded into thinking that it is a social requirement, too.
You get educated by traveling.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.
Nicholas D. Kristof
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
Dogs are my favorite people.
Richard Dean Anderson
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.