Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It’s needing people who understand your work schedule.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
I’m not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who’d owned a lunch box with my picture on it.
Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting – a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That’s the exception to the rule.
Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.
A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.
There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos.
We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.
We never know the love of a parent till we become parents ourselves.
Henry Ward Beecher
How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his child's board. It is like an aged man reclining under the shadow of an oak which he has planted.