Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
Marilyn vos Savant
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.
Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.
Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong.
Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.
Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.
Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.