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Funny Quotes 46-50

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Funny Quotes
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
Marilyn vos Savant

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
Phyllis Diller

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Emo Philips

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin

Anger Quotes 46-50

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Anger Quotes
Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.
Mohandas Gandhi

Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.
Baltasar Gracian

Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong.
Baltasar Gracian

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
William Congreve

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller

Parenting Quotes 1-5

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Parenting Quotes
What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.
Marjorie Holmes 

What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.
Benjamin Spock 

Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.
Lynn Johnston 

Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.
Gloria Steinem 

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
Phyllis Diller