The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I’d been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Experience is what you have after you’ve forgotten her name.
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Laurence J. Peter
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun.
Our minds are like our stomaches; they are whetted by the change of their food, and variety supplies both with fresh appetite.
Marcus Fabius Quintilian
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don’t need a spoon or a plate!
Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.
M. F. K. Fisher