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Funny Quotes 141-145

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The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I’d been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
Al Gore

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Paul Lynde

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
George Burns

Experience is what you have after you’ve forgotten her name.
Milton Berle

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
Victor Hugo

Funny Quotes 96-100

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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Laurence J. Peter

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Lewis Mumford

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
Samuel Butler

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
Chevy Chase

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
Paul Lynde

Food Quotes 91-95

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Food Quotes

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
Truman Capote

We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun.
George Orwell

Our minds are like our stomaches; they are whetted by the change of their food, and variety supplies both with fresh appetite.
Marcus Fabius Quintilian

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don’t need a spoon or a plate!
Paul Lynde

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.
M. F. K. Fisher