I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
James H. Boren
I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor.
I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.
Edward Everett Hale