\ Tag Archive for "Mae West" - Online Free Quotes Collection

Online Free Quotes Collection

Quotation For All Seasons

Funny Quotes 11-15

| Filed under Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
Tracey Ullman

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Mae West

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
David Lee Roth

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
Les Dawson

Funny Quotes 6-10

| Filed under Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes
Be obscure clearly.
E. B. White

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
P. J. O’Rourke

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
Ellen DeGeneres

Diet Quotes 21-25

| Filed under Diet Quotes

Diet Quotes
A safe and nutritionally adequate diet is a basic individual right and an essential condition for sustainable development, especially in developing countries.
Gro Harlem Brundtland

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Mae West

I’m lucky, I don’t like sweets, not even chocolate.
Eva Herzigova

I’m very girly. I love to talk about diets, exercise, kids, make-up.
Rachel Hunter

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.
Totie Fields

Dating Quotes 61-65

| Filed under Dating Quotes

Dating Quotes
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
Mae West

Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn’t touch me. It was infuriating to them.
Mark Hoppus

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I’d get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I’ve since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.
Matthew Perry

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word ‘YOU’ and I just put the letter ‘U’.
Kelly Osbourne

I’m 31 now. I think I’m beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.
Adam Sandler

Women Quotes 101-105

| Filed under Women Quotes

Women Quotes

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West

Whether women are better than men I cannot say – but I can say they are certainly no worse.
Golda Meir

Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?
Barbra Streisand

Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.
Francis Bacon

Women always excel men in that sort of wisdom which comes from experience. To be a woman is in itself a terrible experience.
H. L. Mencken