As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
David Lee Roth
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
Be obscure clearly.
E. B. White
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
P. J. O’Rourke
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
A safe and nutritionally adequate diet is a basic individual right and an essential condition for sustainable development, especially in developing countries.
Gro Harlem Brundtland
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
I’m lucky, I don’t like sweets, not even chocolate.
I’m very girly. I love to talk about diets, exercise, kids, make-up.
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn’t touch me. It was infuriating to them.
I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I’d get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I’ve since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.
I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word ‘YOU’ and I just put the letter ‘U’.
I’m 31 now. I think I’m beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Whether women are better than men I cannot say – but I can say they are certainly no worse.
Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?
Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.
Women always excel men in that sort of wisdom which comes from experience. To be a woman is in itself a terrible experience.
H. L. Mencken