Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent.
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
H. L. Mencken
Democracy is the only system that persists in asking the powers that be whether they are the powers that ought to be.
Sydney J. Harris
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
John Kenneth Galbraith
Never floss with a stranger.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
Laurence J. Peter
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
Marilyn vos Savant
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.
Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.