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Funny Quotes 111-115

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Funny Quotes

Never floss with a stranger.
Joan Rivers

Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
Voltaire

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
Lily Tomlin

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
Laurence J. Peter

Funny Quotes 96-100

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Funny Quotes

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Laurence J. Peter

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Lewis Mumford

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
Samuel Butler

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
Chevy Chase

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
Paul Lynde

Friendship Quotes 16-20

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Friendship Quotes

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.
Aristotle

Friendship is held to be the severest test of character. It is easy, we think, to be loyal to a family and clan, whose blood is in your own veins.
Charles Alexander Eastman

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Laurence J. Peter

Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.
Plautus

If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.
George MacDonald

Business Quotes 11-15

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Business Quotes

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.
Laurence J. Peter

An economist’s guess is liable to be as good as anybody else’s.
Will Rogers

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail.
Napoleon Hill

The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed.
Henry Ford

Ask five economists and you’ll get five different answers – six if one went to Harvard.
Edgar R. Fiedler

Anger Quotes 6-10

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Anger Quotes

Speak when you are angry – and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
Laurence J. Peter

Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
Maya Angelou

He who angers you conquers you.
Elizabeth Kenny

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
William Congreve

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha