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Quotation For All Seasons

Funny Quotes 136-140

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Funny Quotes
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
Jay London

That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Joe Rogan

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Rodney Dangerfield

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
Bob Hope

Funny Quotes 86-90

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Funny Quotes

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Jay London

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
W. Clement Stone

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
Bette Davis

I’d never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
Mercedes McCambridge

Funny Quotes 76-80

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Funny Quotes
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights.
Jay London

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx

I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap.
Fred Allen

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
Albert Einstein

Dating Quotes 36-40

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Dating Quotes

It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.
James Levine

It’s always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.
Luke Wilson

It’s weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
Carrot Top

My boyfriend calls me ‘princess’, but I think of myself more along the lines of ‘monkey’ and ‘retard’.
Alicia Silverstone

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
Jay London

Dad Quotes 96-100

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Dad Quotes

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
Jay London

To be as good as our fathers we must be better, imitation is not discipleship.
Wendell Phillips

Undeservedly you will atone for the sins of your fathers.
Horace

Watching your husband become a father is really sexy and wonderful.
Cindy Crawford

You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s.
Robert Frost