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Funny Quotes 161-165

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Funny Quotes

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno

There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Kevin James

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
Norman Wisdom

Funny Quotes 36-40

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Funny Quotes
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Steven Wright

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.
Hesiod

Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley

Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin

Science Quotes 11-15

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Science Quotes
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution. 
Jay Leno 

Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other problems. 
Rene Descartes 

For NASA, space is still a high priority. 
Dan Quayle 

Science is organized common sense where many a beautiful theory was killed by an ugly fact. 
Thomas Huxley 

Science is simply common sense at its best, that is, rigidly accurate in observation, and merciless to fallacy in logic. 
Thomas Huxley