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Women Quotes 81-85

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Women Quotes

There is a physical relationship with a woman that you don’t have with anybody else, but that’s not about love. Love is a spiritual thing.
Ziggy Marley

There’s no evidence whatsoever that men are more rational than women. Both sexes seem to be equally irrational.
Albert Ellis

They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
Clare Boothe Luce

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he’s Frank and in Chicago he’s Ernest.
Henny Youngman

To understand how any society functions you must understand the relationship between the men and the women.
Angela Davis

Travel Quotes 21-25

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Travel Quotes

It is not fit that every man should travel; it makes a wise man better, and a fool worse.
William Hazlitt

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Henny Youngman

Like all great travellers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen.
Benjamin Disraeli

My parents and my grandfather on my mom’s side would travel the earth. They went to Australia and China, and they went to probably every soccer game I ever played.
Brandi Chastain

My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything… like stray cats and squirrels.
Eric Roberts

Money Quotes 6-10

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Money Quotes
I'd rather lose my own money than someone else's. 
Dean Kamen 

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. 
Henny Youngman 

I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard. 
Paris Hilton 

If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The men talk of gain, the women talk of loss, and I do not know which talk is the more boring. 
Marya Mannes 

Do what you love and the money will follow. 
Marsha Sinetar

Medical Quotes 26-30

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Medical Quotes
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Groucho Marx 

I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants.
Charles Schumer 

I've got to go. That's one of the penalties of being a doctor. I never seem to finish a conversation.
Robert M. Fresco 

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Henny Youngman 

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield