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Funny Quotes 106-110

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Funny Quotes

Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben

One man’s folly is another man’s wife.
Helen Rowland

I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
Steven Wright

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
Warren Buffett

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
David Letterman

Wedding Quotes 46-50

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Wedding Quotes

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
Heinrich Heine

There’s a higher form of happiness in commitment. I’m counting on it.
Claire Forlani

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
Helen Rowland

I remember when I was in school, they would ask, ‘What are you going to be when you grow up?’ and then you’d have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.
Gwen Stefani

O month when they who love must love and wed.
Helen Hunt Jackson

Wedding Quotes 26-30

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Wedding Quotes

The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
Nicholas Sparks

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Helen Rowland

Getting married, for me, was the best thing I ever did. I was suddenly beset with an immense sense of release, that we have something more important than our separate selves, and that is the marriage. There’s immense happiness that can come from working towards that.
Nick Cave

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
Lord Byron

I want the big drama. I always said I don’t want a wedding I want a parade.
Star Jones