Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
One man’s folly is another man’s wife.
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
There’s a higher form of happiness in commitment. I’m counting on it.
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
I remember when I was in school, they would ask, ‘What are you going to be when you grow up?’ and then you’d have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.
O month when they who love must love and wed.
Helen Hunt Jackson
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Getting married, for me, was the best thing I ever did. I was suddenly beset with an immense sense of release, that we have something more important than our separate selves, and that is the marriage. There’s immense happiness that can come from working towards that.
I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
I want the big drama. I always said I don’t want a wedding I want a parade.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
James H. Boren