The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
H. L. Mencken
Women today have more of an overview of their lives and how marriage is or is not a part of it.
Women are frightening. If you get to 41 as a man, you’re quite battle-scarred.
Women are incredible in groups together. Terrifying. Men have nothing on them.
Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony.
The trouble with wedlock is that there’s not enough wed and too much lock.
In the ’50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day.
It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn’t have to keep up the facade.
I sang a song at my sister’s wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.
I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.