It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
W. Clement Stone
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
I’d never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
H. L. Mencken
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I’m afraid it did.
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
The problem with beauty is that it’s like being born rich and getting poorer.
The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives.
The real sin against life is to abuse and destroy beauty, even one’s own even more, one’s own, for that has been put in our care and we are responsible for its well-being.
Katherine Anne Porter
The soul that sees beauty may sometimes walk alone.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I think women are excellent social critics.
I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new one every day.
I’ll always prefer to play with women and hang out with women, and I’ll always be a feminist.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.