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Gardening Quotes 16-20

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Gardening Quotes

Use plants to bring life.
Douglas Wilson

We must cultivate our own garden. When man was put in the garden of Eden he was put there so that he should work, which proves that man was not born to rest.
Voltaire

Weather means more when you have a garden. There’s nothing like listening to a shower and thinking how it is soaking in around your green beans.
Marcelene Cox

Someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.
Les Brown

The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.
George Bernard Shaw

Funny Quotes 166-170

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Funny Quotes
Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.
Alfred Hitchcock

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
George Carlin

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Bob Hope

Food Quotes 96-100

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Food Quotes

Sitting down to a meal with an Indian family is different from sitting down to a meal with a British family.
Roland Joffe

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.
Franz Kafka

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
Sophia Loren

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Woody Allen

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
George Bernard Shaw

Food Quotes 76-80

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Food Quotes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.
A. J. Liebling

Animals are my friends… and I don’t eat my friends.
George Bernard Shaw

Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
Jo Brand

Beware the hobby that eats.
Benjamin Franklin

My weaknesses have always been food and men – in that order.
Dolly Parton

Food Quotes 46-50

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Food Quotes

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw

The food that enters the mind must be watched as closely as the food that enters the body.
Pat Buchanan

If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.
W. Somerset Maugham

If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
Fran Lebowitz

In America, I would say New York and New Orleans are the two most interesting food towns. In New Orleans, they don’t have a bad deli. There’s no mediocrity accepted.
Mario Batali