I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I’m upside down.
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
Henry A. Kissinger
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Joe E. Lewis
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
Marilyn vos Savant
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
I shall be an autocrat, that’s my trade; and the good Lord will forgive me, that’s his.
Catherine the Great
If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn.
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.
There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love.
Bryant H. McGill
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
What I try to do is factor in how people use computers, what people’s problems are, and how these technologies can get applied to those problems. Then I try to direct the various product groups to act on this information.
What I was proud of was that I used very few parts to build a computer that could actually speak words on a screen and type words on a keyboard and run a programming language that could play games. And I did all this myself.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.
Daniel J. Boorstin
We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.