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Funny Quotes 6-10

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Funny Quotes
Be obscure clearly.
E. B. White

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
P. J. O’Rourke

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
Ellen DeGeneres

Dad Quotes 111-115

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Dad Quotes

My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the United States.
Harry S. Truman

My father was something of a rainbow-chaser.
Marc Davis

Aeneas carried his aged father on his back from the ruins of Troy and so do we all, whether we like it or not, perhaps even if we have never known them.
Angela Carter

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
E. B. White

There is too much fathering going on just now and there is no doubt about it fathers are depressing.
Gertrude Stein

Science Quotes 46-50

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Science Quotes
Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man's upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. 
Oliver Wendell Holmes 

From now on we live in a world where man has walked on the Moon. It's not a miracle; we just decided to go. 
Tom Hanks 

Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them. 
Martin Henry Fischer 

I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel. 
E. B. White 

Science is wonderfully equipped to answer the question "How?" but it gets terribly confused when you ask the question "Why?" 
Erwin Chargaff

Politics Quotes 21-25

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Politics Quotes
A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. 
Carter Glass 

Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust. 
Grover Cleveland 

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. 
E. B. White 

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. 

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? 
Robert Orben

Men Quotes 96-100

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Men Quotes
No gentleman ever discusses any relationship with a lady. 
Keith Miller 

No nice men are good at getting taxis. 
Katherine Whitehorn 

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are determined to be so. 
Charles de Gaulle 

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. 
E. B. White 

Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded.
Charlie Chaplin