People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H. L. Mencken
I was born into the most remarkable and eccentric family I could possibly have hoped for.
I would love a family. I’m at the age where the wish for a child gets stronger. But who knows.
I would rather start a family than finish one.
I’ll never stop dreaming that one day we can be a real family, together, all of us laughing and talking, loving and understanding, not looking at the past but only to the future.
I’m not much of a family man. I’m just not that into it. I love kids, I adore them, but I don’t want to live my life for them.
All that I know I learned after I was thirty.
An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.
Bitter experience has taught us how fundamental our values are and how great the mission they represent.
Jan Peter Balkenende
Color is an intense experience on its own.
Conviction without experience makes for harshness.
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.
Real riches are the riches possessed inside.
B. C. Forbes
Reason and judgment are the qualities of a leader.
Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral.
Frank Lloyd Wright
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Age is how we determine how valuable you are.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.