Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.