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Quotation For All Seasons

Funny Quotes 96-100

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Funny Quotes

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Laurence J. Peter

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Lewis Mumford

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
Samuel Butler

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
Chevy Chase

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
Paul Lynde

Family Quotes 116-120

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Family Quotes

I love cooking for myself and cooking for my family.
Al Roker

My life comes down to three moments: the death of my father, meeting my husband, and the birth of my daughter. Everything I did previous to that just doesn’t seem to add up to very much.
Gwyneth Paltrow

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.
Chevy Chase

Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold.
Andre Maurois

Women’s natural role is to be a pillar of the family.
Grace Kelly