We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect.
All men are equal before fish.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.
Logan P. Smith
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don’t change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you’ll grow out of it.
The tendency of old age to the body, say the physiologists, is to form bone. It is as rare as it is pleasant to meet with an old man whose opinions are not ossified.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
Henry David Thoreau
Most ball games are lost, not won.
There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.
You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.
Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.