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Quotation For All Seasons

Funny Quotes 166-170

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Funny Quotes
Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.
Alfred Hitchcock

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
George Carlin

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Bob Hope

Funny Quotes 136-140

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Funny Quotes
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
Jay London

That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Joe Rogan

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Rodney Dangerfield

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
Bob Hope

Birthday Quotes 56-60

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Birthday Quotes

I hate birthdays.
Zane Grey

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’
Jerry Seinfeld

Your children need your presence more than your presents.
Jesse Jackson

My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.
Guy Johnson

Age Quotes 16-20

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Age Quotes

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.
Theodore Roosevelt

Old age is no place for sissies.
Bette Davis

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
Harold Coffin

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Don Marquis

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

Age Quotes 6-10

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Age Quotes

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
Louis Kronenberger

Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.
Hosea Ballou

I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.
Bob Hope