I like children – fried.
W. C. Fields
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I like marriage. The idea.
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live.
When I do get time, I like to hike and I take lots of vitamins and powders to keep healthy.
Looking after my health today gives me a better hope for tomorrow.
Anne Wilson Schaef
Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
My bottom is so big it’s got its own gravitational field.
Youth is the best time to be rich, and the best time to be poor.
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.
Dorothy Canfield Fisher
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.
Amos Bronson Alcott
Society is one vast conspiracy for carving one into the kind of statue likes, and then placing it in the most convenient niche it has.
Society is the union of men and not the men themselves.
Charles de Secondat
Some people strengthen the society just by being the kind of people they are.
John W. Gardner
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that man may become robots.
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
Society honors its living conformists and its dead troublemakers.
Society is based on the assumption that everyone is alike and no one is alive.
Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.