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Funny Quotes 86-90

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Funny Quotes

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Jay London

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
W. Clement Stone

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
Bette Davis

I’d never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
Mercedes McCambridge

Funny Quotes 16-20

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Funny Quotes
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Robert Orben

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
H. L. Mencken

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I’m afraid it did.
Bette Davis

Age Quotes 16-20

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Age Quotes

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.
Theodore Roosevelt

Old age is no place for sissies.
Bette Davis

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
Harold Coffin

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Don Marquis

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

Movies Quotes 51-55

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Movies Quotes
It couldn't sound like a dog, because K9 isn't a dog, but I made it sound as mechanical as possible. 
John Leeson 

It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it. 
Andy Warhol 

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. 
Samuel Goldwyn 

'Home Alone' was a movie, not an alibi. 
Jerry Orbach 

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache. 
Bette Davis

Men Quotes 6-10

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Men Quotes
Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever. 
Francois de La Rochefoucauld 

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up. 
Bette Davis 
Men can only be happy when they do not assume that the object of life is happiness. 
George Orwell 

Men do not fail; they give up trying. 
Elihu Root

Those men get along best with women who can get along best without them. 
Charles Baudelaire