I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Joe E. Lewis
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
One of the things about equality is not just that you be treated equally to a man, but that you treat yourself equally to the way you treat a man.
People are pretty much alike. It’s only that our differences are more susceptible to definition than our similarities.
Private religious speech can’t be discriminated against. It has to be treated equally with secular speech.
If we were to select the most intelligent, imaginative, energetic, and emotionally stable third of mankind, all races would be present.
In America everybody is of the opinion that he has no social superiors, since all men are equal, but he does not admit that he has no social inferiors, for, from the time of Jefferson onward, the doctrine that all men are equal applies only upwards, not downwards.
The child is father of the man.
The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them.
The most important influence in my childhood was my father.
My father was the most rational and the most dispassionate of men.
When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed.
I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father’s equal, and I never loved any other man as much.
I decided in my life that I would do nothing that did not reflect positively on my father’s life.
I grew up not liking my father very much. I never saw him cry. But he must have. Everybody cries.
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
My father, he was like the rock, the guy you went to with every problem.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Repeat anything often enough and it will start to become you.
The opportunity for brotherhood presents itself every time you meet a human being.
To be satisfied with a little, is the greatest wisdom; and he that increaseth his riches, increaseth his cares; but a contented mind is a hidden treasure, and trouble findeth it not.
To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.