I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
I eat a variety of foods like vegetables, fruit and beef for protein and iron.
The less food, the more time to talk, the more to talk about.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields
I wouldn’t hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
The new information technology… Internet and e-mail… have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications.
The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Henry David Thoreau
Microsoft is engaging in unlawful predatory practices that go well beyond the scope of fair competition.
Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Charles de Gaulle
The dog is the god of frolic.
Henry Ward Beecher
I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.