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Food Quotes 66-70

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Food Quotes
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
Andy Rooney

I eat a variety of foods like vegetables, fruit and beef for protein and iron.
Sasha Cohen

The less food, the more time to talk, the more to talk about.
Damon Wayans

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields

I wouldn’t hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.
Yasmine Bleeth

Computers Quotes 86-90

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Computers Quotes

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
Dave Barry

The new information technology… Internet and e-mail… have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications.
Peter Drucker

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.
Eugene Jarvis

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
Andy Rooney

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
Andy Rooney

Technology Quotes 41-45

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Technology Quotes
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. 
Andy Rooney 

Men have become the tools of their tools. 
Henry David Thoreau 

Microsoft is engaging in unlawful predatory practices that go well beyond the scope of fair competition. 
Orrin Hatch 

Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems. 
Linus Torvalds 

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. 
Elbert Hubbard

Pet Quotes 76-83

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Pet Quotes
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. 
Andy Rooney 

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Charles de Gaulle 

The dog is the god of frolic. 
Henry Ward Beecher 

I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love. 
James Herriot 

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. 
Hippolyte Taine 

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. 
Aldous Huxley 

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. 
Jim Davis 

We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved. 
Ron Reagan