Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said 'God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the plane. I said, if I have a stroke on a plane, I hope the pretend doctor isn't the one on the plane. I want a real doctor.
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo.
Honestly, being a doctor could make you more close minded than regular people.