If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.