If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.
In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith.
J. William Fulbright
In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
It has been well said that a hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms.
Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.