I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.