The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.