A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn’t want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
W. Somerset Maugham
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.