Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.
H. L. Mencken
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?