All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
Sydney J. Harris
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren’t.
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.