I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.