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Funny Quotes 76-80

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights.
Jay London

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx

I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap.
Fred Allen

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
Albert Einstein

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