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Funny Quotes

People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Don Marquis

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.
Dave Barry

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
Johnny Vegas

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H. L. Mencken

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