I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.
Charles M. Schulz
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.