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Funny Quotes 31-35

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Funny Quotes

Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
Jerry Lewis

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O’Rourke

I’m undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
Hillary Clinton

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.
Elayne Boosler

If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers

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