Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O’Rourke
I’m undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.
If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.