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Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno

There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Kevin James

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
Norman Wisdom

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