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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. Fields

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