I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.