I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E. Lewis
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it.