If you’re a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don’t have a choice.
If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.
I’m not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I’m the girl who rarely has a boyfriend.
I’m quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you are in a relationship with a woman, imagine how you would feel if you were her father. That’s been my approach, for the most part.
I’ve been dating since I was fifteen. I’m exhausted. Where is he?